Hysterical Heights Hospital Episode 6: "The Bizarre Bungee Blunder"
INT. HYSTERICAL HEIGHTS MEDICAL CENTER - DAY
[Theme music plays, accompanied by a montage of various hospital scenes featuring the hospital staff in silly situations, all ending with the same patient, MR. MORTIMER, dying in a new, absurd way each time.]
EPISODE 6: "The Bizarre Bungee Blunder"
[DR. FUMBLE enters MR. MORTIMER's hospital room, tripping over a bungee cord that's stretched across the floor. MR. MORTIMER lies in bed, covered in bruises and tangled in bungee cords.]
DR. FUMBLE
(crashing into the room)
Mortimer! What in the world happened to you this time?
MR. MORTIMER
(wincing)
Doc, I tried bungee jumping to conquer my fear of heights... but the cord got tangled, and I bounced around like a human yo-yo!
NURSE NUTTY enters the room, wearing a helmet and carrying a pair of giant scissors.
NURSE NUTTY
(concerned)
Dr. Fumble, we need to untangle Mortimer and check for internal injuries before his organs turn into bouncy balls!
DR. FUMBLE
(nodding)
You're right, Nurse Nutty! Let's get to work!
[NURSE NUTTY and DR. FUMBLE begin the delicate task of untangling the bungee cords from MR. MORTIMER, snipping away with the giant scissors. As they free him, MR. MORTIMER's body begins to uncontrollably bounce around the room.]
MR. MORTIMER
(panicking)
Doc! Make it stop! I'm getting dizzy!
DR. FUMBLE
(thinking)
We need something to counteract the bounce! Nurse Nutty, get the heavy blankets!
[NURSE NUTTY rushes to grab heavy blankets and, with DR. FUMBLE's help, they wrap MR. MORTIMER, stopping his bouncing. However, the weight of the blankets is too much, causing MR. MORTIMER to struggle for breath.]
MR. MORTIMER
(gasping)
Doc... too... heavy...
[Despite their best efforts to remove the heavy blankets, MR. MORTIMER dies as the hospital staff look on, devastated.]
DR. FUMBLE
(tearfully)
Not again, Mortimer...
NURSE NUTTY
(sadly)
He soared to great heights, only to fall once more.
[The camera pans out as the hospital staff gather in the room, mourning MR. MORTIMER's death, while "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty plays softly in the background.]
FADE OUT.